February 2012
cedricbixlerzavala:
automatically in love with anyone who talks to me without being forced to or without me starting the conversation
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
@Horse_ebook's most retweeted tweets (in order)
bradofarrell:
Worms – oh my god WORMS
“This is not acceptable!” I screamed as Kathy drowned
Is the dance floor calling? No
Ask your dumbass friends if they know of a reputable artist.
You re About To Discover A Career Opportunity Where You Will NEVER Be Laid
NO-ONE should have to go through what I did just to build a simple koi pond
Want to unlock the hidden doors of your inner being?...
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
ambe-r:
Honestly, why am I so unattractive
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
...
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ad0lf-hipster:
literally can’t do anything right
sibilidomdom:
8-year-old girl from Dublin...
The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle | A Day To...
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Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny
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